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a dirty dancing monster christmas carol for fucking up saint nickel​-​ass and his scary little elves

from g​-​schwa​-​t by zummzumm

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we're fighting dirty monsters. scary monsters. everybody hold hands. if we roll around in the grass we can taint history and kick lots of ass.
don't fuck with the lords of death!
the grinch ain't got nothin' on us. we're gonna fuckin' destroy christmas. the lords of death got lots of love when we're fucking up saint nickel-ass. we're dirty monsters. dirty dancin' monsters. the real toys are possessed boys- these groovy ghouls are fightin'!
this biznass needs some rightin'! some stank taints need some bightin"! dirty deeds, done dirt free! reindeer are as deadly as s.u.v.s and elves as scary as robots. but monster love is always free and our nothings are awesomer than your lots!
(rant)
monsters on a mission refuse to have an addiction to the stuck-up cocky vision that is your capitalism! we might just be so bold as to burn down your nuclear household. after all the lies we've been told, it's our turn to scold! we'll take out all the rulers, and our so called schoolers, they've always just been foolers, but we're a fuck ton cooler! monsters took over the north pole and we have no use for coal. gotta give th kids what they want and like. let's get some trash and build some bikes!
price guns are as deadly as real guns.

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from g​-​schwa​-​t, released May 25, 2006

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